Pet Thoughts

[always_sundae]

[Originally posted to Lavender-Sprinkles on PF]

All dogs are inherently good and any aggression isn’t their fault. Toy breeds often have a Napoleon complex and either will be spoiled whiny babies or just grumpy all the time.

Not all cats are evil, but all cats are chaotic bastards UNLESS they are love muffins. Some can be both.

All bunnies have potential for evil and they let you know this by their particularness.

All ferrets are wigglers from the moment they are born.

Rodents are much more affectionate than most people think they are.

Reptiles aren’t slimy and are actually pretty sensitive, especially snakes.

Big farm animals just really want to be baby. Horses need therapists or glasses, probably both.

Fish just exist, but many are smart.

Birds are always LOUD and you will figure that out at odd times.

Bugs are for interesting people, but those people are always adamant defenders of them. Sometimes those people make you realize bugs are actually pretty cool.

Snails are neat, so are turtles.

Pet rocks are for everyone, even for people who kill plants.

_{Disclaimer: This isn’t actually a serious post, but are just silly reflections.}